Broke the slide on my bong so it’s doobs for a while.
Finished the Banshee.
"I’m not volunteering you do it, but imma be pissed and treat you like shit if you don’t."
Why am I so fucking lonely lately
Seafood makes me sick everytime but that shrimp scampi’s got a hold on me :/
I’ve got like a month left at work and I believe imma quit. Fuck not getting a raise in like four years.
When in doubt remember that SportsCenter is pretty much always on.